Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Year in the Bible - Super Secret Edition [Working Draft]


Wouldn't it be neat to publish a Bible devotional in a tabloid style?

The Bible is a powerful force for atheism

Year In The Bible

Super Secret Edition

Scandalous Bible Verses Your Preachers Hopes You Never Discover

Monthly Themes:

  1. Convincing believers not to question religious authority -- even when it's absurd
    1. A fool says in his heart
    2. The story of Thomas
    3. 1 Chorinthians I
    4. Kill apostates and non-believers (if you doubt, don't tell!)
  2. Mobster-Style Blind Loyalty
    1. Job
    2. Lot
    3. Abraham and Isaac

  3. Magical Creatures (March)
    1. Unicorns
    2. Fire-breathing Dragons
    3. Living in a fish
    4. Satyrs
    5. Revelation stuff
    6. Talking Snakes
    7. Talking Donkeys
    8. Burning Bushes
  4. Learning and Cooperation is bad
    1. Tree of Knowledge
    2. Tower of Babel
    3. John 4 - Jesus Learnin'
    4. ?
  5. Broken Morality
    1. Stoning Children
    2. Passover
    3. Stoning non-virgins
    4. Polyamory - King concubines
    5. Slavery
  6. Mistreatment of Women
    1. Stoning non-virgins
    2. Lot's wife
    3. Daughter sacrifice for battle victory
    4. Keep virgins for yourselves
    5. Lot's daughters
  7. God Makes Mistakes
    1. Adam and Eve
    2. Noah's Ark
    3. Satan
    4. Broken word

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